Honk Vroom Vroom. Shut The Fart Up.

Today was a rather chill day.

I had a real nice conversation with

the Kunimoto. 

Bahahahahah this is not the most flattering picture of him. Okay okay fine. 

My favorite of him :) TEEHEEE.

ANYWAY back on topic. I had a super extended conversation with him. All the stuff I never got to dig out of him when at SUA. (He's a fresh grad by the way. Single, an a super swell dancer. *hint hint to all ya'll single ladies out thereeee*) It was an hour long very precious Skype talk. Thank you! :) LOVE.

Following the conversation was a mini outing with the 

Took a drive down to Bangsar area and the moment we entered the car to leave her house, the first thing we talked about was....

....MALAYSIAN DRIVERS.

OMG. Complain worthy from beginning to the end. Seriously. Soka people always complain about nasty drivers in California. Honestly, I don't see anything bad about their driving. They obviously don't know what bad drivers look like. Malaysian Drivers = BAD Drivers

Malaysian drivers are (least I know I'M not):

1. RUDE. They NEVER give way (minus the occasional nice person). For example, you're stuck in a jam, you realize this is NOT the best route to be on and you need to go onto the next lane which is RIGHT NEXT to an exit you can use as an alternative. So, being the civilian you are, you flick your signal ans start moving to the next lane (and you stick out your hand signalling people to let you pass for DOUBLE signalling). Bitch squeezes her way to the front, leaving a centimeter between the car in front and her car and then gives you a glare, not letting you pass. HONESTLY. WHAT THE HECK?! ONE-MOTHER-FUCKING-CAR DOES NO HARM FOR YOU OKAY?! HELLLLOOOOOOO! (True story by the way) AND AND The cherry on top of it all is that she adds to give you a NICE LONG HONK. BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOU'RE the one who is rude and inconsiderate by not letting people pass. SO SHUT UP. -.-
   OMG SERIOUSLY. And this story leads me to my next adjective:
   
2. IMPATIENT. OMG. I kid you not. They NEVER EVER wait. Why do traffic jams occur? CAUSE PEOPLE ARE SO BLOODY IMPATIENT. They're always moving and skipping lanes to be on the "faster" lane. What they do not realize is that YOU (yes, YOU-WHO-JUMPS-EVERY-GOD-FORSAKEN-LANE) are the cause of this snake of a jam. WAKE UP AND SMELL THE FUMES BITCH. The story above is also a perfect example of the impatience. Cannot wait ISIT? -.- HOOI YOR
   
3. SO-CACAT (definition: retarded -in this case referring to physical retardedness-)-THEY-DON'T-KNOW-HOW-TO-SIGNAL. Okay. Here is the explanation. When you wanna switch lanes or move a different direction, you flick your signal to inform people of your change in movement. Correct? Well, NOT Malaysian drivers. They always NEVER signal. They just CUT past you, especially when you least expect it. What's worse is that they cut RIGHT in front of you into the 2 inch distance between you and the car in front. OMG, REALLY? What is this going to do for you? You're wasting gas and you're putting people in your car and in the other car in danger wei. Good God. -.-
   
4. HORRIBLE AT ROUNDABOUTS. Roundabouts are ALWAYS jammed up cause people cut from the right lane to go to the left lane on the exit. REALLY? The most dangerous place to be is at a roundabout. As you're on flowing traffic (in the roundabout making your round) going at a constant speed, fast approaching an entrance (into the roundabout), these dumbasses RUSH out into the roundabout. OMG you want to be killed isit? Want to be killed go la drive off a cliff. -.- 

GAH I hate Malaysian drivers. -.- WANNA DIE D. It's like they bought this and took an exam for this: